so I'm flipping through the channels and kung fu panda is on...again
So i watch it...again. This is probably the 6th time.
So after the tortoise dies in an explosion of flower petals I say to myself
"it's official, Ugway is now undeniably cooler than....than.........than....

What the kcuf was his name... the old guy, star wars, short, old...
*$(&#!!!
What was his name?
I know I know his name!"

10 minutes pass

I feed the cats, answer the phone... intentionally avoiding googling dude's name because I know I KNOW his name....

Anyway, back to my main statement.
At this point it is official that Ugway is way cooler than... that guy who's space in my memory has been totally overwritten by my newfound reverence of Ugway.

... another five minutes pass ...
I go to google. Staring at google's text entry field for at least another 2 minutes. Envisioning the characters face in my mind as clear as day! Postponing the actual search for a name.
I start writing this post....
I get to the line where I say "I start writing this post" and it hit's me.
YODA!

Ugway would beat Yoda's ass!